Hate jokes
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Click the 👍 if you hate school.
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Like if you hate going to school.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!