Hate

Hate jokes

Morbius

  • Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)

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  • Chicken

  • Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?

    When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

    Orphan

  • Why do orphans hate any milk?

    Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

    Teacher

  • Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

    Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

    Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

    Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

    Pastor: You deserve to die.

    - I attack

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