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Chicken

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Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?

When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

Orphan

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Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

Teacher

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Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

Pastor: You deserve to die.

- I attack

Alien

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Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

Bad Luck

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Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.