Hate jokes
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Click the 👍 if you hate school.
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Like if you hate going to school.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What game does an emo hate the most?
Life!
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.