Harry Hicks smells of home homo is an infection and infections are made up of atoms
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place "Now sashimi now you don't"
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
“Oh daddy,” the kid said. “I love you so much!” “Hey,” the man responded. “Until we get the DNA test results, I’m just Harry to you!”
I LOVE BIG HARRY DICKS
A bear is like your best mate harry If you stab them They die from a stab wound
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts? They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
the harry potter fanbase
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
