Harm jokes
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
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Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
Go commit neck rope.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
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Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.