Harm jokes
I pushed the kid in a wheelchair into fire... I called him "HOT WHEELS".
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.