Harding jokes

A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Who make hard candy for the kids?

Solve.

What's the difference between light and hard?

It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.

I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.

Why was the computer late to work?

Because it had a hard drive!