It ain't always having erectile dysfunction but it sure as hell ain't hard
student: what's the best thing in the world teacher: i don't know what student: hard rock cock
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I do t think you can ... It's too hard
My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was," Act like your hard but your dad beat you harder."
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,"I want to be more handsome than the first guy.", God granted his wish. "The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Please take this down its not funny at all! Its a joke,not a dick,so dont take it so hard!
how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me. The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment. With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
Braille Is Not That Hard To Learn, You Just Got To Have A Feel For It
There was a cheerio that had a job, he worked hard at it and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the cheerios. So he needed a speech, he kept practicing and practicing and know he was thirsty. it was almost time for his speech. so he went to the drinking fountain but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake but he saw tons of garbage, and what he thought was a cereal killer. so he found this bowl of punch, but he relised... there was no punch-line
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
play dead they said wasn't to hard I've been dead inside for years
On Christmas Mexicans wake up in the morning, then take a nap. Joking I know they work hard, they run all the way to the border to decorate the barbed wire.
Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerbade almost fell out of my pocket.
One dog said to the other dog “man it is hard sleeping on the floor” the other said “really?” “ i like my bed”
