Happiness jokes
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms, I can do anything you normal people can do.
Me: 🎵If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! 🎶
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.