Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
