Happiness jokes

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.

Me: Am actually happy right now.

Life: Lol one sec.

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

What is a dog's favorite snack?

RUFFles.

Why was the rapper always happy?

Because he lived life on the rhyme side!

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

The amputee: -_-

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.