Happiness jokes

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.

Why was the rapper always happy?

Because he lived life on the rhyme side!

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.

Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.

Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

Why can't ghosts stay happy? Because they are too skeletal.

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

The amputee: -_-

You are like a thunderstorm; when you go away, like your dad, everyone is happy.

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

What is a dog's favorite snack?

RUFFles.

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.