What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog? Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
at 6 she wanted a happy mama at 8 she hated acting like a mom at 10 she was wanted to see her own smile agian at 11 she wanted to see her mom
i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđłïžâđ
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says âGo and lock the door first...â
Can emo kids get a happy birthday
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
Armless guy: Even though I donât have arms. I can do anything u normal people can do. Me: đ”If youâre happy and u know it clap ur hands! đ¶
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What does a depressed person say when they're happy? "..."
How do you make a childâs parents happy, Put the child to sleep
you are like a thunderstorm when you go away like your dad everyone is happy.
Why can't ghost stay happy? Because they are to skollys
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy. Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
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Say I hate happiness without the H (all of them )
why are short people sad????
don't jugde tho itz crap but________________________________________ coz they couldn't reach happiness
What will make a depressed teenager happy? A cliff.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
