WTF happened?
Happening Jokes
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the USA.
2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.
God bless the shooting that happened.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
