What happens to Emo kids when they go up
They never come down
What happens when you have a bladder infection? Urine trouble!
Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the usa 2. They’re like the forth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What happenes if a boy bumps into a dog
It’s a bumper team
what happens to stephen hawkins when he loggs in to his account on google when it saids I am not a robot?
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
Anthony Blinken life's sucks and getting COVID 19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happen in his entire life!
As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
What does E.T. stand for ? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for ? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for ? Shit happens.
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask are there more doors or wheels. Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen
what happens when theres ten people innone house and they all have to shit and theres one bathroom?
its a motherfucking shitz party
Where you born on the high way that's where most accidents happen
What happens when a Cow Farm gets destroyed, then built up again? It'll be udder renovation!
Q: What happens when emo's make out?
A: They don't they just hang out
what happens if you put your hand in glue,your hand will stay there forever im joking hahaha
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
what would happen if a dam broke when you are on it? You would be dam unlucky
Why is black mystery not an airhead flavor? Because we already know what happened to them *shot fires*
