Me: Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!
Depression: Lie in bed
to men walk into a bar the 1st says hey hows it going the 2 one says great but then the 3rd man says hello where did my wife go i swear she as just here what happened to the 3rd guys wife
What happened to the guy who tried to catch fog?
He mist.
Yo what quacking lacking?looking for a ducking good time?I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill.what happens flied upside down?it quacks up.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage?, They got sued for littering
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
One day little Jonny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there so he went in to use it and asked his mom what is that between your legs. His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened but with his dad. He asked his dad what is that between his legs. He said my snake. The same thing happened one more time except with his grandmother. Little Jonny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said my headlights. One night little Jonny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said grandmaw grand maw turn on your head lights daddy snake is trying to get into mommy's bush.
Dont yall just hate when something FUNNY to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you dont look like a villian ?
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook she literally posts everyday but this day was sort kind of a hard hit. so what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85 and i dont want to explain what milf means but she got a lot of DM ́s from a lot of old guys. BUT, This one exact guy names Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do a adult film. idk what that is i think its a adult movie of course so she says yes and flys out to San Diego And she never came back after yesterday. and to YOU Johnny Sins my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be a adult movie and not a Por...
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball you get a white Christmas
what happens when steaven hawkins wakes up from his sleep?
'log in'
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt? It becomes a chestnut.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio? He became a shell of who he once was.
What happens to a nervous nut? It cracks.
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
What happens to an Orphan that gets on house arrest?
(They Get set Free)
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
