Happening

Happening Jokes

One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said "I dont know it all happed to fast"!

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A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born

I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.

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Doc: can I help u? Girl: doctor I have pain in my heart? Doc: when did it begin? Girl: right now ( seeing hem like doll ). Doc: hh..do you like me? I know I am handsome... Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. U just look like someone I know. Doc: Who is that? Is ur boyfriend? Girl: No, it’s my pet ( rabbit) his name is Rokie.

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes

Teacher: Where were you born? Student: The highway Teacher: What do you mean Student: I don't know my mom says thats were all the accidents happen.

People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?

You get PRICKrolled.

What is happening, Which is better being loved or being hated? State your answer.

is it necrophilia if they die while your having sex and you just don't relise,

thats what happened to my dog

what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?

you find the real one.