Happening jokes
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."
The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
WTF happened?
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!