Hang jokes
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.
The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"
The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.