Hang jokes
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."