Hang

Hang jokes

Fight

If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.

Emo

What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?

Happy for the first time.

Bf

If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.

Noose

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

Emo kid

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Boy

A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.

Marriage License

I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

Kid

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

Kid

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

Emo

What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?

The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.

Stick

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

Emo

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.