When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
If a emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight the quiet kid would win cause the emo kid would hang him self death
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
What do you call a Emo in the hanging gallows
Happy for the first time
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five but instead, he ended up hanging
What do emo's do when they meet up? They hang out
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
