Hang jokes
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.