Hang jokes
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
Memes
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Wanna come hang out with me?
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."