Hang jokes
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Depressed caller: "I'm done with everything!"
Responder: "Please hang on!"
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Wanna come hang out with me?
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.