Hang jokes
One day, there are friends having fun.
Hours later, one of the friends, Alice, wanted to leave and said, "Cya guys, I'm just gonna hang in the tree and have some fresh air."
And they all agree.
Hours go by, and the group of friends are ready to go home, but then they see a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Depressed caller: "I'm done with everything!"
Responder: "Please hang on!"
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."