Hang jokes
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Memes
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.