Hang jokes
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Wanna come hang out with me?
Chat box hangout.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Depressed caller: "I'm done with everything!"
Responder: "Please hang on!"
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh.
Next thing he hears is, “Dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings. Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.