Chat box hangout.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh.
Next thing he hears is, “Dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings. Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Mary is hanging out, and the angel Gabriel descends behind her. She looks behind her and says, "Jesus Christ!" and the angel Gabriel said, "So you already know."
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
