Hang jokes
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Memes
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
Chat box hangout.
Wanna come hang out with me?
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh.
Next thing he hears is, “Dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, Dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh.
Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings. Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, Dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Mary is hanging out, and the angel Gabriel descends behind her. She looks behind her and says, "Jesus Christ!" and the angel Gabriel said, "So you already know."