So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody- *pulls out noose* 'COME HANG'... *pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Chat box hang out
Why can’t you trust an emo kid Cause they always leave you hanging
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
rape victim: i want to die
man: hang in there
rape victim: thats what ill do, ill hang myself
Mary is hanging out and the angel Gabriel descends behind her and she looks behind her and says Jesus Christ and the angel Gabriel said so you already know
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging
So my friends birthday is in a couple of day's, and I was wondering what to get him. He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers'
Sayori: *dies* Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊" MC: "😨"
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross? Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter Vacation.
What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around".
why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
What is an Emos favorite Hobby? Hanging in.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid. The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
why did the emo kid hate the tree it left him hanging
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
whats a car's favorite place to hang out?
a CARnival
Imagine going up to a emo and saying your just like a spider your both good at hanging
