Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Who left him hanging?
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
