Hang

Hang jokes

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?

The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"