Hang jokes
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.