Hang jokes
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Who left him hanging?
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.