Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Hang in there ya Emo bastards! Remember you could always be dead, oh too soon?🤣🤣
No wonder they wanna die so much, I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veils Brides!🤣🤣🤣
Anybody got a knife? I mean an Emo dildo?🤣🤣🤣
What are the similarities between apples and emo's? They both hang from trees
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.
My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.
Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.
a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.
Why do emo kids were hoodie's
They hang easier
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What do emo's do when they meet up? They hang out
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
