Hang jokes

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

What do Jesus and a painting have in common?

They hang by nails.

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)

I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.

I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.

If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.

I'm always hanging in there.

Hanging on the wall.

A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.

I just left him hanging.

Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.

Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.

It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.

Who left him hanging?

No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.

Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.

Wanna suck my dick?

No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.