What are the similarities between apples and emo's? They both hang from trees
My wife told me to hang her the salt so I beat the shit out of her. My names Kyle btw
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
there's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck one is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have and the second reason is to wack off
I saw a emo orphan by a tree and I was going to give it a high-five but instead I just let it hang.➰
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.
My friend told me to “hang on” when I told him I wanted to kill myself. Buddy I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait
a friend sits across me at class so i assked if she wants to hang out somtimes she said yes so i called her over to my house and thats the day i found out she was a guy. the morul of the story dont try to fuck your frindes.
Why do emo kids were hoodie's
They hang easier
What do you call two emos spending time together? Hanging out.
what cant you say to an emo?Hang in there buddy
What do emo's do when they meet up? They hang out
What do you tell someone who has depression Answer: just hang in there
what is an emos most hated game... hangman
because its rubbing it in there face that they cant hang themselves
rape victim: i want to die
man: hang in there
rape victim: thats what ill do, ill hang myself
An orphan was chock g he called the ambulace i he forgot he's suicide and quickly HUNG up
why did the nerd get scared of the emo cause the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging
how do emos fly? they hang themself
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
