What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
Paralyzed Man: * gets up * I’m out of here
Blind Man : Did that paralyzed man just get up
Deaf Man : did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up
Mute Man: did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Dead Man: did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say didt that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up
Doctor: * calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency
Doctor: yes uh, a “normal” person just said taht did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up
911 service: * hangs up*
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
what are Emo kids good at ..... hanging around
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.
What is an Emos favorite Hobby? Hanging in.
Why does a leave fall faster than an Emo? The Emo hangs himself
are you a noose cuz i wanna hang out with you
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.
