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If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
why was the bakers hands brown? because he was kneading a poop
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Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
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Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student: "A drinking problem.
White 40 year olds love little white kids and so does trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?” Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?” He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
Armless guy: Even though I don’t have arms. I can do anything u normal people can do. Me: 🎵If you’re happy and u know it clap ur hands! 🎶
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How do you make an orphans Hands bleed. Tell him to clap until his parents come home
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
When a deaf person haves sex do they use one hand to moan
So and ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says do you like me or no and the ace says I'm not registered to vote hahahahahahahahjajqh
Why cant orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed
Reel them to clap until there parent come home
