Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
Answers; at a second hand store
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal. It got too out of hand and I got spanked
My friend: I want to cut myself. Me: No don’t do that. *hands lighter* do this instead.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad How did Helen Keller drew? With her hand
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life, His hands where a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
my girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a gluestick. she still isn't talking to me
Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
what do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand s"
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
X【╦̵̵͇̿̿̿̿══╤─ I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22.caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike ? Hey look...no hands...or legs.
Knock knock Who's there Knock knock WHO'S THERE "Starts putting up hand sighs"
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finallly text her boyfriend ̈ Show me your dick now ́
When a deaf person haves sex do they use one hand to moan
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
So and ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says do you like me or no and the ace says I'm not registered to vote hahahahahahahahjajqh
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
