I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Tis the season to be spooky.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
