Halloween jokes
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Tis the season to be spooky.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD