So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
What is a paedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
Free delivery XD
Why did the lion say im faster than you to the cheetah.Because it was Halloween!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
What do you read on Halloween?
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
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