I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15 I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween and then rail her in a spooky mask season
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat? *Boo-ho*
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked "Dad, what are you wearing?". The father would answer with "A costume for Halloween.". the child asked "can i join?". He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-MYERS it.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brothers Halloween costume is so ugly. Person 2: what was it? Person 1: He went as himself.
What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Knock knock Who there Terrier Terrier who You halloween decorations are terier-fying
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for halloween. :)
Why cant the Skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has 'No Body' to go with!
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why does he not wearing a costume, and he said he doesn't need to. Then I realized that he's a ghost, and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
