How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.