Your momma is so ugly that she went out as her self for halloween
I've done a ton of work today A SKELE-Ton of work
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? - Because Oct 31 == Dec 25
