Hairline jokes

I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.

Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."

Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.

Your

Borthwick's hairline.

Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.

You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.

You're gay.

Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.

Sajan's Hairline

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Your mum!

Yo mama!