Hairline jokes
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
I'm bald.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Your hairline is in a different area code.