I noticed my friends hairline yesterday I could tell it was a super cuts hair Solon hair cut so how I could tell was cuz it was super alright, super lame
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Your hair line so bad we needed to pull it from another universes
I like women how I like my hair dryer, locked in a closet most of the time, and only being used to blow me dry
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
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why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
Your hair line goes back when my gran died and she hurried 6 foot undee
Sister- why do shampoo have directions
Me- cause God made you
"Whats the capital of Texas", Said The Brown Hair. " T ", Said The Blonde
Is your hairline a time traveler because it went way back
Your hair line is what caused the great depression.
When I saw your hare line I thought you worked at McDonald’s
What it the toughest part of the human body? Anal hair, all shit that they go through.
your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
you think your funny look at your hair line it looks like a McDonalds sample
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
