Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Hair Jokes
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
