Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
I have a pussy. It's very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It's also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
