Hair jokes
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.