Hair jokes
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.