Hair jokes
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.