Hair

Hair jokes

Collar

My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.

Hairline

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

Account

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

Line

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.

Girl

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

Head

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Hairline

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

Hairline

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Woman

I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.