Hair jokes
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Memes
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Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.