Hair jokes
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.