Hair jokes
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Memes
what have i found
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.