New Hair Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

what do u call a autism kid eith orange hair

a boomarang

Ur hair line looks like thanos snapped your hair out of existance

Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number

What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in galilee during the roman occupation? An Itallian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated

I saw a girl with blond hair. she was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw. So I ran up to her feeling hot

An emo girl dyed her hair red. Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

yo hair line as long as george washingtont date of birth

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

Your hair is so far back you left it at your last address

your nhair line goes back to when you dad left you

why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging

What did the orphan say to the barber. I dunno the orphanage doesn’t pay for hair cuts.

joe mama so weird she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly hair cut

Bro you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

the source for youtube shorts are from zidane's hair

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.