Hair jokes

How do you cure a ginger?

Chemotherapy.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

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I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!

Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?

Panera Hair.

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Man: I must confess, Father.

Priest: What are you here to confess?

Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.

Priest: And what happened to your son?

Man: He said a man raped him.

Priest: When and where did this happen?

Man: A local church. I don't know which one.

Priest: ...By whom?

Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.

Priest: ...Shit

There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.

Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?

A boomerang.