HA Jokes

whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.

What’s the difference against mountain and ur girl

Atleast the moutain has 2 hill

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

Chuck Norris has gone to mars. That's why there is no life on it.

every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except cancer

What's the opposite thing of an exorcism? .

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child....

my "friend" has dyslexia

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."

what has only on sense of style

an emo girl

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him. I asks him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised, he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game

why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning....... cuz it has faster reflexes then the twin towers

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein? He is not ugly like you plus, He has a wife.

Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red.. me falling from a 20 story building

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.