HA jokes

Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?

You are so butty-ful!

When the Among Us has drip ඞ!

Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

My life, ha ha funny!

If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.

What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?

Being a genius has its limits.

I think my penis has facial recognition.

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

Like if you're not a gay.

Dislike if you're furry.

Repost if you HATE blacks.

Comment for VBUCKS.

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A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:

Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.

Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.

What's the opposite of an exorcism?

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.

If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.