HA jokes

A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:

Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!

What has only one sense of style?

An emo girl.

What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?

One of them has someone to mourn them.

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

Why does an orphan go to church?

So it has someone to call father.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!