what has two wings and an arrow the Chinese telephone wing wing arrow
my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist
A Knife has a point.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents, oh wait.
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
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what has 2 wings and a halo? a Chinese telephone (wing, wing, halo)
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my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Before my grandad died he whispered to me is your uncle still in the basement i said he has died oh my grandad said i will lock him in heavens basement
sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣
What does a man have 3 of witch a girl only has 2 of
Legs
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children? The Jackson 4
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not Stephanie
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3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
