WHat store has the most vegetables... A nursing home
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What planet has a butt? Uranus!
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sally has no arms. what did she get for Christmas? idk she hasn't opened it yet.
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside. He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see”
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog A cat has 9 lives and a frog croaks every day
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, They had 3 bombs in a day
What do u call a mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
We have some leak in the fridge, I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
Have you seen Dolly Parton’s new shoes? Neither has she!
Mom:they say our kid neighbor has a blue blood Son:really? Also 2 hour later Son:mom the kid doesnt have a blue blood Mom:son i-
Sorry for my bad english U-U
why did sally drop her ice cream? cause she has no arms
Cardi B has ver longe nals
Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.
