HA jokes
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Joe Mama's so fat, when she goes in the elevator, she has to go down.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.