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What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?

A baseball game has a home run.

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."

And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.

Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.