Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine i should use to get the best looking women
He said the ATM outside
Why do some couples go to the gym together? Because they want their relationship to work out.
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
What's the slogan for a muslim gym? Might in dynamite.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
I asked the gym instructor
"can you teach me to do the splits?",
"How flexible are you?" He asked
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
i told the emo girl that i bet shes jealous of the hanging lights in the gym
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."
Ok so not a joke but like- There's. A. Fucking. Noose. In. My. School. Gym.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common? They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's lockerroom at the gym.
