Guys jokes
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Memes
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.