Guys jokes
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.