Guys jokes
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Memes
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."