Guys jokes
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Memes
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.