Guys jokes

Girlfriend

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."

Cigarette

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

Name

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

Memes

Dot

A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

Wheelchair

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?

Rolls Royce.

Shadow

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

Suicide

Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.

*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*

Case

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

Trans

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

Guy

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

Guy

Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.

Hairline

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

Hitler

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

Guy

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

Guy

Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won the no-Bell prize.

Guy

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.