Guys jokes
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!