Guys jokes
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Hi guys, I’m so so so bored. My point is, does anyone have time for chatting tomorrow, around 12:00 or so on? Guest list included:
1 Gwen
2 water sharky
So on and so on.
We can talk about Reddit or just other things. Thank you. 😀
Oh, he needs some milk!
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
GUY 1: How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
GUY 2: Depends on how hard you throw them.
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"