Guys Jokes

What do you call it if your mom is a guy and ur dad is a woman?

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Other girls want a guy who is 6ft but does me being 6ft under count?

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league

"I met a girl and she's 28"

Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade"

-AJR

A guy was in one of the twin towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza but he didn't get it he got plane instead

GUYS THIS IS SO WRONG IM A ORPHAN AND THIS EXTREMLY OFFENDS ME im telling my parents um.......

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant Guys all they do is crash and burn!!

Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.

Q. whats an orphans fav south park ep A. the anti family guy episode

Guys, We need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

i see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....

A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks “What’s so magical about it?” the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.

The bartender shakes his head, and says.

"Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk superman.

I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.

Guys we shouldn't make jokes about 911 my dad was a victum he was the best pilot in Arab

A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”

The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”

The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”

A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.

However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.

So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.

He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.

The man replies, “No.”

The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”

The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”

“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”

“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”