Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't cancern me
a guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if its relephant. he says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
3 guys walk into a bar the fourth one ducks
Guys my girlfriend calls me: 911 help there’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!
She’s so nice
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What do you call a guy with a bald head and loves to eat biscuits, raisins and caster sugar? - Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)
At work: Hey guys I'm gonna arnold clock out now.
GUY 1] how many babies does it take to paint a wall red
GUY 2] depends on how hard you through them
An asian walked up to a another asian that was crying. He asked, "Is somting wong?" The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon"
Hi guys jokes for sister so I was. Listening to a song about I hate u r annoying sister I'm small and I'm smart and when I showed it to her she killed me and later I was dancing and crying
you guys are cow-medians! so funny
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family
A guy in a wheelchair said I stand for Boris and but I think he ment he sat for Boris
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler bro
why do guys hold their ball sack when they run? -because they dont have titties
Sike I lied, your mom is a guy
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HEY GUYS SORRY TO BOTHER YOU BUT SEARCH IZZY ON THE SEARCH THINGY ON THE WEBSITE THANK YOU!!
whats the diffrent's between a happy family and a car guy, only one has a family
A guy says to it's dog were are you? The dog was actully dead bro
