Guy jokes
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
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OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?
All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(