Guy jokes
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?
-You guys- sure
Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy