Grief jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Do you know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” usually mean the same thing?
Except at a funeral.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.