Grief jokes
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.