I caught the flowers at a wedding-now married to a hot guy. But then i caught andit at a funeral i kinda nervo...............
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.
The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(
Technoblade
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
