Grief jokes
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.