Grief jokes
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.
Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.
The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.
The person I hate: Rood.
Me: Shut up.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.
Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family?
Mum?
Mum?
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
UHH, DADDY!
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.