An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Grief Jokes
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
My dog died today. 😥
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?