Grief jokes
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Do you know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” usually mean the same thing?
Except at a funeral.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
My dog died today. 😥
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.