Grief jokes
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Do you know that “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” usually mean the same thing?
Except at a funeral.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
My dog died today. 😥
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?