Grief jokes
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
My grief counselor died the other day.
He was so good at his job, I don't even care.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
My dog died today. 😥
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.