Grief jokes
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.