What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
