Grief jokes
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.