Grief jokes
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.