Grief jokes
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.