Grief jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-