What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
