Grief jokes
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”
Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!