Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Grief Jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.