Grief jokes
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??