Grief jokes
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Mom died, so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.