Grenade jokes

Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!

I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔

What do you call a gay grenade?

A fragette.

What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?

Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.

Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!

What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?

They both squeal when you throw them.

There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.

Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."

When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺

I'll never forget my Grandad's last words... "Son, where did you get a grenade from?!"