Greeting jokes

What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)

It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

I hate my life.

I got to work.

Ben: Oh no, my boss is here. I hate my job and I'm terrified of my boss.

Ben: Uh, hey, hey Mr. Boss.

Boss: Have a nice day.

Ben: Ok, bye!

Boss:??

Hi.

Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

"Long time no sea."

Hi Eric Le!

Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘

Hi, son.

Hola Jackie :^

Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!

Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."

Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.

Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.

What did the knight say when he went to bed?

"Good Knight!" lul

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!

Good night, boys.

I like goodies.

Hi Andrew, this is Nick.

Hi, how are you today?