Greeting jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Hi.
Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.
Clarissa is here with us.
Hi how are you?
Hola Jackie :^
Hey Sandy.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”