Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"
hi mom how are you doing
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Hi. Hhhh yrddd.
Good night.
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
