Greeting jokes
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
Memes
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!
Hola Jackie :^
Hey Sandy.
Hi how are you?
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
Hi Blake.
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹