Greeting jokes

Knife

Anonymous · 6 years ago

"Knife to meet ya."

Knife

stabwounds101 · 7 years ago

"Knife to meet you all!"

Cent

GermanyContryhumans0973 · 3 years ago

What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.

Paedophile

Anonymous · 4 years ago

How do paedophiles greet people?

"How are you, kid?"

Pokemon

mariotime · 3 years ago

cringe pokemon

A four panel comic showing Pikachu and Lucario arguing about who has more fans. Pikachu says, "Hey Lucario, did you know I have more fans than you? Shall we settle it then? OG for life." Lucario says, "Greetings Pikachu, you underestimate my fans. They will make sure I will prevail. Hmph yes, lets. Come to my aid fans and." At the bottom, both characters are shown with a like or a heart and shout "for me".

Greeting memes

Orange

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Orange you glad to see me?

A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where Saint Peter greets them, "Hello sisters, welcome to heaven. Before you enter, I must ask you all a question." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" Well, she said, "Just once, with the tip of my little finger." "Ok, dip it in the holy water and you can enter." He repeats the question to the second nun. Well, she says, "I might of held one once." "Ok," says St. Peter, "wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter." Just then, there's a commotion down the line. One nun is trying to push in front of another. St. Peter says, "Sister Susan, there is no rush, you will get in." "That's fine," she replies, "but if I have to gargle that stuff, I want to get in before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it."