Greeting jokes

What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.

Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!

Hi how are you?

Hola Jackie :^

Hey Sandy.

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?

They'll say "yea."

Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"

Hi Blake.

Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

A man with a drum.

"Well, tell him to beat it!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.

Hi.

Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.

Clarissa is here with us.

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wa sa Bee.