Greeting jokes
Hola Jackie :^
Hey Sandy.
Hi how are you?
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Hi Blake.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
Hi.
Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.
Clarissa is here with us.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.