Greeting jokes
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!
Hola Jackie :^
Hey Sandy.
Hi how are you?
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Hi Blake.
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
Hi.
Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.