Greeting jokes

Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.

To: The Orphan

From: ______

What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

IBC.

IBC who?

I'll be seeing you later.

Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!

Hey Sandy.

Hola Jackie :^

Hi how are you?

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?

They'll say "yea."

Hi Blake.

Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.

Hi.

Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.

Clarissa is here with us.

Knock knock.

"Who's there?"

A man with a drum.

"Well, tell him to beat it!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!