Greeting jokes

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"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!

How do two emo kids greet each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

Me holding a new cat: Say hi to my little friend!

My friends: Hi to my little friend!

A friend texts to another:

"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"

The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"

To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Fuck.

Fuck who?

Fuck off!

Hi 👋

How do poets say hello?

Hey, haven’t we metaphor?

Hi, my name is Jeff.

What did the cow say to your mom?

Hello.

Son: Hi.

Dad: Yo.

So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.

Her boyfriend said "Hi."

I said, "Knife to meet you!"

Hi, I'm cool.

Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Bone."

"Bone who?"

"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wa sa Bee.

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