A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
hi my name is jeff
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
Hi, I'm cool.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
Hi.
Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Hey Sandy.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
