Greeting jokes

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"

Hi, son.

Hello.

Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!

What did the kids say hi to? A slide.

Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?

Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."

Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.

What did the knight say when he went to bed?

"Good Knight!" lul

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hi, Bud!

This is the true worst joke ever:

What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

Hi!

Hi Andrew, this is Nick.

Hi, Charlie, is your friend?

Hi hi hi.

When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."

Hi, how are you today?

Good Morning! Have a Great Day!

#Ijustwokeup

Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?

Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!

Assalam alaikum, bitches.