Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
Greeting Jokes
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Me holding a new cat: Say hi to my little friend!
My friends: Hi to my little friend!
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Hi 👋
Hi, my name is Jeff.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
Hi, I'm cool.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!
