I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To:The Orphan
From : ______
why cant you say hi to a drug addict?They'll say yea
Hey Sandy
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher : hi there class my name is Mr. willy i will be yo math teacher *Me in shock Willy* Me : Willy Wonka is that you?!
hi mom how are you doing
How ISS greets their friend. *You the BOMB*
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
hey qwen it me
Hello There have a good day
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
asian conversation: Person 1: Ni how's it going? Person 2: konnichi what's up? Person 1: ive bing chilin
how do paedophiles greet people?
"how are you kid?"
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
a friend texts to another "hey", they reply, "What's up?". The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "the sky!", but the other friend intervenes and says, "no it's the ceiling!". To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "unless you're homeless or six feet under."
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: Nice to eat you.
How do two emo kids greet each other,
I like ya cuts g
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): How are you doing? Me, an autist: Pretty bad honestly. Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought....NO WAY!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
