Greeting jokes

What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?

"Thanks for coming."

Sup peoples?

Hi guys!

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hi, Bud!

What did the balls say to the dick?

Hey dick, how's it hanging?

At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"

Hi. I am Joe.

"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.

A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".

Happy new year! 🥳

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you.

No one:

Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"

Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."

What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!

It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!

How did the cheetah greet other animals?

Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."

A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.

She told her, "Hey, long time no see."

What did the cookie say to the milk?

What’s up duud?

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

Orange you glad to see me?