Greeting

Greeting Jokes

Hand

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

Dick

What did the balls say to the dick?

Hey dick, how's it hanging?

Grandpa

At school, Bobby's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, Bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "Why are you crying?" Bobby says, "Someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die?" His mom looks him straight in the eye and says, "Depends, which one are you referring to?"

Threat

"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.

Sunglasses

A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.

She told her, "Hey, long time no see."

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  • Guy

    This is the true worst joke ever:

    What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

    Hi!