What did John say to little timmy! Happy Disable day
I'm so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
Me holding a new cat: Say Hi to my little friend! My friends: Hi to my little friend!
How do two emo kids greet each other,
I like ya cuts g
a friend texts to another "hey", they reply, "What's up?". The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "the sky!", but the other friend intervenes and says, "no it's the ceiling!". To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "unless you're homeless or six feet under."
hi my name is jeff
my mom told me to go to bed but then I grabbed a drink went in their room to say goodnight and they looked like adam and eve on steroids
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To:The Orphan
From : ______
Hey Sandy
why cant you say hi to a drug addict?They'll say yea
I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought....NO WAY!
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher : hi there class my name is Mr. willy i will be yo math teacher *Me in shock Willy* Me : Willy Wonka is that you?!
hi mom how are you doing
How ISS greets their friend. *You the BOMB*
Biden: See you later, alligator!
Alligator: In a while, pedophile.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures the results come back
UNKNOWN
hey qwen it me
How do rappers greet each other?
With a MIC CHECK, ONE-TWO
WATS UP BITCHES MISS ME
Hello There have a good day
