Greeting jokes

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

Hi, bye.

Hey Max, what's up? The sky.

Hi, how are you doing?

What did the ankle say to the doorman?

You are a nonsense.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Hi how are you?

It's ice to see you.

Good Morning, Sleepy-Head!

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Heyyyyyy!

Me: How do cowboys say hello?

Friend: Howdy.

Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!

Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."

Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.

1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

IBC.

IBC who?

I'll be seeing you later.

Hi 👋

Hi Blake.