Eric jokes

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."

What are Eric and Dylan known for at Columbine High School?

They pulled the greatest senior prank in all of history.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.

What did the DJ name his son?

Eric.

Hi Eric Le!

Ert.

Ethan Rice

Arik? (Not a joke.)

Friend: Eric, spell mouse.

Eric: M O U S.

Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?