Eric jokes

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

Friend: Eric, spell mouse.

Eric: M O U S.

Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?

What did the DJ name his son?

Eric.

Hi Eric Le!

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

Eric's mom asked her son why his bag was heavy and if it was because of books. Eric replied, "No, magazines."

We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Ert.

Ethan Rice

Arik? (Not a joke.)