How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.