Lawn Care Jokes

Grass

Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.

Because it would cut itself.

Grass

If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!

Grass

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

Grass

Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.

Grass

Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.

Depression

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

Grass

Why do people want their grass to be emo?

So the grass will cut itself.

Grass

I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.