How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
