I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
I will always remember my grandmas last words, what are you doing with that pillow
the twin towers collapsed faster then my grandma did.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so i cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand im glad to help
Why cant my grandma talk. Bc shes dead
ME: Knock knock. MY GRANDMA: Who’s there?
ME: Interrupting cow.
MY GRANDMA:Interrupting c- Dies from heart attack
THATS WHY YOUR GRANDMA 6 FT DEEPFEET
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt
Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
My grandma stubbed her toe in a elevator in september 21st
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandmas p*ssy and d sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13
i went to the store because i ha to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because i was playing mario kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma lik if yu creyre everitime
Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA. Eating pork rinds sword fightin in pajamas. At the crib playin fortnite with your grandma.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there
People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
