Grade jokes
Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.
And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.
My grades.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
What do birds use to check their grades?
Air-ies...
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.