Good jokes
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷‍♂️
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Memes
Good song
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Good (DYM 92).
Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."