Good jokes
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Good (DYM 92).
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
Memes
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
I love you, my new phone! 📲
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."