Good Jokes

What is a good nut 🥜? A magic nut 🥜

A black man walked into a bar. Other guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

Why was the booty so good at poker?

Because it always had a good PAIR

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me

My friends dad died during the 9/11 he was such a good pilot but my friend kept disturbing him so when hes dad died he said it was you who killed me(to the child).so the the child Sayed yoo-hoo?what type of name is yoo-hoo,but yoo-hoo yoo-hoo come here I need to k1ll you NOW

What the can say to the tomato? Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾 I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good..

I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but there family died

why are you sitting down and pee i dont have a good back and cant lift something BIG

Me: You know you parents were very good people Orphan: Wow I didn’t know that Me: I know your an orphan

Anime is good like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, The watch voice asked us if we wanted to do solo run or group run. Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout “ I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty” Shame on you pessi😡😡

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My dad died in 911.... He was a good driver

Who thinks I should keep bothring gwen? Comments good or bad!

Why can’t orphan have a good childhood because they could not go to Theme parks😅😅

I used to know a guy from a nudist colony

Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!

whoever took my dildo

I hope your having a good time

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day. What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thks!