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Good jokes

Meat

The best quote by Kim Jong Un:

"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."

Girl

Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.

Orphan

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Wolf

Wolf looks like a fox.

It has the sharpest claws.

It has a bushy tail.

To eat, it doesn't fail.

It has a coat of red.

My grandmother has said,

It hunts in search of food.

It is never, never good!

Heaven

Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?

Shit

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

Orphan

Why are orphans not that good at baseball?

They can never hit a homerun.

Bomb

Know the nuclear bombs of the world.

🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb

🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”

🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb

🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing

🇮🇱🧨 what bomb

🇮🇷🧨 just self defence

Blow job

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

Danielle Smith

It's good that Canada doesn't have the death sentence for treason anymore.

Danielle Smith is so fucking fat she'd get stuck in the gallows.

Shooting

I don't think it's a good idea for AISH workers to date each other.

If there's ever a shooting at one of those offices, the kid would lose both parents.