Good jokes
Pedophiles smell good.
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What do people say to knights when they go to bed? Good knight!
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Memes
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
I love you, my new phone! 📲
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.