what makes a child an orphan?
their parents left the for good :D
so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "
so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.
people: you're ugly me: ok people: I hate you me: cool IDC people: you're annoying me: good for me people: BTS is dumb me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run
You couldn't spit out a good sentence even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!!!
my dad died in 9/11. he was such a good pilot
*bowl of dark grapes* Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men Friend 2: Black? Good one Friend 1: 21 at a time
I encountered a milf at a bar last night although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy
we were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time
then, she asked me flirtatiously
"have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?"
I said, "Nope, not yet".
She drank a little more, and said, "well, darling, tonight is your lucky night."
So she took me to her place.
She took out her keys
opens her door
turn on the light
and she yells towards upstairs
"Mom, are you still awake?”
What is a good time for dinner and what do I do for you and dinner dinner and what yyyuyy dinner 🍴 night time
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old)
Why do people always talk about nine eleven??? my dad died that day he was a good pilot.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase and they look lovely
My crush: OMG my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭
Me: Oh my goodness I am so sorry I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄
Me: Yeah well I have a dog
What does a woman do when she leaves the battered womens' shelter?
Cook my dinner, if she knows what's good for her.
What did Steven Hawkins wife say to him having sex ? Your wheelie good at this
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can? Good thing it was a "Soft" drink
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
